brendanwtf:

is that the Fred kid from 2008
vvhaleshark:

he’s schwimming
allisonilene:

sadhailey:

HANDS DOWN THE BEST SCENE OF ANY TV SHOW EVER

YES
  • friend who lives hundreds of miles away: i made food
  • me: can i have some
  • foodchewer:

    newzealandprince:

    foodchewer:

    its almost midnight you know what that means..

    That it’s almost midnight

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    awiccanfromdetroit:

    my dad was taking me driving and after i parked i got out and checked then shouted “IM STRAIGHT-well at least my parking job is” and my dad slams his hand onto the dashboard and goes “YOU COULDNT HAVE WAITED UNTIL COLLEGE TO MAKE THAT JOKE NOW I OWE YOUR MOM TEN BUCKS I DIDNT THINK YOU WOULD ADMIT IT YET” so thats the story of how my parents have been betting on when id come out

    zooeyclairedeschanel:

    zooeyclairedeschanel:

    something went horribly wrong and dylan sprouse came out looking like a hot teen boy and cole’s crusty ass is out here lookin like a damn founding father of the united states

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    is it just me or did cole sprouse lowkey acknowledge my tumblr post